These Stories Are Not Real

Matty Kidman Waits Maybe Forever

These Stories Are Not Real is back with this haunting semi-true story about what it was like to have job interviews, good grief.

 

Thanks as always to Dr Helen Wolfenden and @nicsketches for their help making this podcast what it is. We'll be back in a fortnight for Romeo and Juliet Juliet. That's not a typo. It's a teaser.

Romeo and Juliet Juliet

But soft, what blight through yonder breaks? This is the story of one very flawed Romeo and his battle with love, the limelight, and the passage of time. 

Thanks as always to Dr Helen Wolfenden and @nicsketches for their help making this podcast what it is. We'll be back in a fortnight for God's Gift to Touch Football. Fun fun fun. 

Find the show on instagram, and more stories at allmyeggs.substack.com.

 

 

God‘s Gift To Touch Football

You are to division four mixed division inner city lunch time touch football what Federer is to tennis. You. Are. Beautiful.

This weird but fun (!) episode takes place on the touch football field. It's not easy staying down to earth when you're so divinely gifted. 

Come back in two weeks for an episode about clouds!  

Thanks as always to Helen Wolfenden and Nic Lelli (@nicsketches)for their help making the show.

Find the show on instagram (@thesestoriesarenotreal) or go to allmyeggs.substack.com for more stories from me!

A Spanking Blue Day

Hi, this is one of my faves. About clouds or something. I'm not really sure what it's about. Maybe you know?

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